July 31, 2009

The Other Howard Watcher

Park District employees wear yellow t-shirts so we can rule this fellow out. His Styrofoam breakfast container was perched on top of the column he used as a table.


Breakfasting in the park at 8:00 AM, this solitary figure kept a watchful eye on Howard Street. It’s doubtful that he was protecting the one or two remaining bricks that have been chipped away in the top level of the column. And its doubtful that his Styrofoam breakfast dish landed in the trash can with his guidance.

But do not worry - the taxpayers donate to the funds to pick up litter that misses the trash cans - it's an entitlement, a privilege to serve.

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